The worst Wii game of all time?

08.16.2010

Nintendo’s Wii is a bit of an enigma.  It is constantly the recipient of harsh criticism, and boasts an extensive library of disappointing flops. Bafflingly, seventeen people in Oklahoma still fervently embrace the console, flops and all. Most of these flops are third party titles, and as such lack the one thing that could ensure success; Mario. If Mario’s face is on it, people will play it. Unfortunately, his face is no longer lent out to third party developers, thanks to the abortion that was Hotel Mario. Which game is the worst though? If you guessed Wii-Fat, you’d be wrong, but pretty damn close.

According to statistics collected from the Nintendo Channel by Kotaku, Jillian Michaels’ Fitness Ultimatum 2009 is the least played (thus the worst) game on the Wii. I can’t say that I’m surprised. Runners up for this prestigious title include M&M’s Kart Racing and Furu Furu Park, whatever that is. All three games share under three hours of play time per Wii. Honestly though, I don’t know what’s sadder: The fact that Jillian got a sequel, or that her game is only as popular as a $10 licensed Kart racer.

Who’s the biggest loser now Jillian? WHO’S THE BIGGEST LOSER NOW!?


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