What would King Leonidas do?

I’m very bad with seeing movies, last two movies I saw were Transformers 2 and Star Trek. These were after a long stretch of non-moving going. So my movie star identifying powers are very weak, apparently one day I was standing next to Julia Styles and didn’t know it. /Shrug. As I was walking down the street I saw this poster

What if Gorgo finds out?

I would have dismissed it normally as another chick flick but on closer inspection. I had a realization that’s Gerard Butler on that poster.
As I held out hope that this might be the most intense romantic comedy ever, you know one involving battle and explosions, the grim reality set in upon reading the synopsis:

The battle of the sexes heats up in Columbia Pictures comedy The Ugly Truth. Abby Richter (Katherine Heigl) is a romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single. She’s in for a rude awakening when her bosses team her with Mike Chadway (Gerard Butler), a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the ugly truth on what makes men and women tick.

A chick flick that attempts to give women the inside track to a mans mind. Not one dragon or wild beast in sight, no weapons, you’re not even wearing a helmet Gerard why? As I ask myself what would King Leonidas do to questions that arise in my daily life, I find the answers are no longer clear. Apparently Kind Leonidas would make a romantic comedy with a random starlet after death. I guess that means Lemon is going to star in a dramadey after he gets back to nyc after EVO and me I star in some sort of sci-fi romance thing too.

This brings me to a questions about roles, if you made your bank as one specific type of character would it be odd to try to star as something else? Will Smith has done it but it’s not as pronounced as going from this

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

to this

it's weird seeing him clothed isn't it?

Am I going to see this movie? Not even if your life depended on it. I might be tempted into seeing the movie game where he stars as Kable and uses her spartan skills to fuck shit up. No not this Cable. Who know Gamer might actually be good?

please watch my movies

Just a random thought.