What’s up everybody I sincerely apologize for the delay of MMA recap BUT UFC 100 was indeed a historic night…but in my opinion a depressing and very agitating night as an MMA fan and an ex fighter.

For those who are reading this now If any of the language posted here is offensive to you I DO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE if not please cease from reading this article and find something else more entertaining.

And now the prelims

Mark Coleman VS Stephen Bonner

Mark Coleman is one of the ORIGINAL UFC fighter debuting in the teens for the UFC events and also appearing in pride FC as a marvelous wrestler. Bonner is one of the winners from the ultimate fighter season 1.

Round 1

Mark coleman shoots for a take down controlling bonner. Bonner attempts to get the omaplata (shoulder lock)  bonner also attempts a figure 4 toe hold. Bonner lets go of the leg after a body shot from coleman. Coleman secures north and south and moves into side control. Coleman controls bonner against the cage and bonner works a crucifix against the cage and elbows coleman.  End of round one

Round 2

Both fighters exchange strikes. Bonner throws a spinning back fist and coleman takes him down and lands a short elbow to bonners head opening him up. Bonner begins throwing elbows and staying active.  Bonner looks for the omaplata again. as Bonner attempts to get to his feet coleman controls and takes him down again.  Bonner attempts the omaplata again and colemen goes to north and south and controls Bonner’s back after a greco spin and mouns bonner and throws elbows. Bonner fails at the attempted armbar and coleman continues the assault.. End of round 2

Round 3

Both fighters come out exchanging a few punches. Coleman attempts a takedown and bonner spreals out and coleman works hard for the takedown amd lands it and presses bonner against the cage. Coleman lands in Bonner’s Half guard and begins dropping elbows on the head of bonner and body shots. Cole uses a catch cradle and continues throwing punches. Bonner pulls coleman into his full guard and coleman stands up. Bonner manages to score a kick to the head of Coleman while on his back and coleman falls into Bonners gaurd and continues his assault on bonner on his back & against the cage. Coleman gets the back of bonner and catches his undergrip on bonner’s back. END OF ROUND 3

MARK “THE HAMMER”COLEMAN WINS BY UNANIMOUS DECISION 29 – 28

CB Dollaway vs Tom Lawlor

Dollaway (The ultimate fighter contestant)

Lawlor (W.E.C. Fighter/IFL competitor)

Round 1

Both fighter exchange strikes Dollaway fakes the punch and shoots for the takedown and gets Caught with a guillotine in full guard and Dollaway PASSES OUT.

Winner = Lawlor By Chokeout

Matt Grice vs Shannon Gugerty

Round 1

Both fighters exchange lightly. Gugerty takes grice down and falls into the halfguard of grice.  Gugerty attempts an armtriangle and lands a few punches. GUgerty lands into the Full guard of Grice stacks up and is able to land a guillotine and begins controlling the neck of grice. Gugerty pulls full guard with the guillotine DEEP and Wins By submission.

Jon Jones vs Jake O brien

Round 1

Both fighters throwing light exchanges. Jons cliches up and backs away and both fighters stand up. O brien constantly throwing the wild left hook and fails at a takedown. O Brien attempts a takedown and Jones sprawls out and backs away easily. Jones throws a nice head and leg kick. Jones able to utilize his reach and toss jabs to O briens face. Jones lands another high kick and both continue exchanging punches lightly. Jones lands a nice body kick and utilizes his footwork to throw O brien off. Tosses inside leg kicks and another body kick.  End of round 1

Round 2

Both fighters exchanging lightly. Jones fakes the superman punch and then a high kick both miss. Jones continuously abusing the left leg of O Brien with leg kicks. Both fighters exchanging punches and Jones lands a spinning back elbow and O brien recovers after getting rocked. Jonest attempts a guilltone with a 2 quarter stack and O brien TAPS.

Jones (NYC) Wins by Choke out!

And now The main fight card!

Alan Belcher VS Yoshihiro Akiyama

Round 1

both fighters come out exchanging lightly belcher landing a leg kick and akiyama responding a head kick.  Akiyama lands a stright jab and attempts to run and gets caught with a punch and a high kick. Belcher’s leg kick lands to the groin of Akiyama and akiyama is allowed to rest. They touch gloves and continue the fight. They exchange ferociously and continue lightly and keep up the pace. Akiyama lands a kick and a punch with ease. Belcher Drops akiyama but akiyama able to stand up quickly and tie up with belcher. Both let go and stand in the middle of the octagon. Akiyama again lands the high kick and the right cross. Belcher lands a leg kick and akiyama lands a right uppercut. Both tie up against the fence. Belcher throws a kick after standing up and akiyama grabs the foot lands a cross and takes belcher down. End of round 1

Round 2

Belcher lands a kick and akiyama scores a takedown. Belcher gets akiyama gets akiyama to his back and akiyama gets up and gets into side control. Belcher gets back into full guard. Akiyama Postures up..looks at the crowd and lands a right to the face of belcher. akiyama goes to side control and keeps belcher controlled. Both fighters stand up. Akiyama lands a straight and an uppercut. They exchange strikes lightly. end of round 2

Round 3

Both fighters exchange and akiyama’s eye begins twitching due to an eye poke. Akiyama begins landing punches to the face of Belcher.  Belcher throws a leg kick and akiyama walks back like its nothing.  Akiyama throws a spinning back kick to the body of Belcher. Akiyama winning on most of the striking exchanges. Belcher throws a leg kick gets caught and dropped. Belcher jumps off the cage and lands a superman punch. Belcher attempts a spinning back fist and akiyama lands the takedown. both fighters finish up with some strikes. End of round 3 apparently the commentary believes belcher got robbed…meanwhile he was controlled throughout the match…can someone say USA prone??

30 – 27 akiyama

29 – 28 belcher

29 – 28 akiyama

Akiyama Wins by Decision

Dan Henderson VS Michael Bisping

This is the match to end the Team USA vs Team UK grudge.

Round 1

Both fighters begin exchanging very lightly and working the canvas and manuvering around the octagon. Henderson lands a body kick. Henderson lands a right hook and throws a combination to bisping. Bisping responds with some punches. Bisping clinches and pushes henderson away. The crowd chants USA!!! USA!!! Bisping lands a cross and henderson responds with a hook. They continue exchagning lightlyand moving around the octagon. Bisping throws a kick punch combination and continues moving. Henderson clinches up with Bisping and throws him against the cage and throws knees to the body of bisping. They lose the clinch and bisping attempts a takedown and fails. they end the first round with some striking. End of round 1

Round 2

Bisping starts circling to the left and continues throwing punches and exchanging with Henderson. Bisping circles to the left and lands a leg kick. Henderson lands a big right hand and Bisping continues movement. They continue exchanging lightly. They clinch and release and henderson pushes forward. Bisping circles to the left and henderson ROCKS him with a BIG right hand LAYING HIM OUT on the canvas.

Henderson wins by KO

My thoughts on this fight : Honestly I kinda saw this coming… My only thoughts were Why did team USA do so bad if henderson was able to Knock Bisping out with ease??? Well lets hope Henderson Never has to coach another team again LOL

Thiago Alves VS George “Rush” St Pierre

To summarize this fight from rounds 1-5 it all consisted of George St. Pierre Taking alves down with such pure ease and no difficulty whatsoever. To be truthfully honest Alves wasn’t ready for this fight. Alves needs to go back to his camp in brazil again and leave sean sherks camp since alot of their focus is Striking and some wrestling. Alves did not portray ANY wrestling at all. GSP hurt his groin in the middle of round 3 but was able to win the fight

50 – 45

50 – 44

50 – 45

Now the main event Was obviously Frank Mir VS Brock Lesnar

To be truthfully honest this fight was BEYOND 100 OUNCES OF BULLSHIT. Brock lesnar used alot of pussy and shitty methods to win this fight. In both rounds he constantly choked Mir with his hand and shoving his thumb into mir’s adams apple and also threw several punches to the back of mir’s head as well… I dont even wanna review this fight to be truthfully honest. I think this fight should never be mentioned in the history of UFC. So this fight was the most purest trash of the night. Brock is just LUCKY that shane carwin is still new to the sport cause carwin will drop lesnar like a bad habit I GAURANTEE IT

John Fitch VS Paulo Thiago

Round 1

Both fighters throwing punches and some kicks lightly. Fitch abusing the leg of Thiago. and thiago lands a full in guillotine and fitch stays calm and throws punches to the body. Fitch slowly passes and thiago switches the guillotine to a darce choke. Fitch is holding onto the legs of Thiago. Fitch escapes and mounts thiago.  Thiago rolls to a Kimura and fitch manages to get the back of Thiago. Fitch begins working a kimura from the crucifix position. End of round 1

Round 2

Fitch lands a right hand and clinches with thiago. Fitch scores a takedown and lands a punch to Thiago. Fitch attempts to pass and falls into a guillotine by thiago. Fitch easily pops up and gets the back of Thiago. Fitch bucks Thiago up and hits him with a knee and slams Thiago to the canvas. Fitch works thiago’s Back and has one hook in and begins controlling Thiago’s arm. Fitch flattens out Thiago and works for the back mount again. End of round 2

Round 3

Fitch gets a takedown off thiago and works the face of Thiago. Fitch gets the back of thiago and thiago stands up and lands on the body of fitch and fitch able to hold on. Thiago attempts another choke and Fitch is able to secure the leg and control thiago. Fitch is able to hammer away at the face of Thiago and lands the traingle body lock and starts beating up Thiago and secures a victory by unanimous decision

Nonetheless a good pay per view for the record books now excuse me while i go read Forrest Griffins “The Zen and the art of Hand to face combat”