The most manliest game ever.

So what do I play when I’m not obsessing over getting better in Street Fighter or mindlessly hacking zombies in Onechanbara? Well I’ve been working on Punch out and the manliest of the manly games this side of Hokuto no Ken.

yeah that’s pretty manly and noisy but what else could possibly be more manly than that. Well there’s a few things in list format

Hard gay

this music video

the guy in this commercial
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these two guys

this cartoon opening

Anyway the premise for Muscle March is that you’re a body builder and some jerk stole your protein (it’s important to your workouts you know) and you have to chase them down. They break through walls so you have to follow the path they take. You do this by moving the wii mote to strike various manly poses. Afterward you run them down in the chase section so you really gotta pump those arms for the take down not before they hand it off to another jerk. You continue do this once more with the final where you chase down the teletubby or doom.

So you know me i really get into things. So I kinda played in my underwear and flexed down because I was feeling extra manly sorta like this:

But I did get a pretty good score on muscle march. I’m weird. Who wants to 1 v1 me in Muscle March?