Fatality.

01.30.2009

Uh oh.

Nevermind the ridiculous injustice of a man accidentally scaring a woman to death and being tried for murder, that is not the issue here.

Looking at his picture, he seemed awfully familiar.

It was then I realized. This was not a mistake.

In fact, the more I thought about it, the more intentional it seemed in my mind.

Then it hit me.

I knew it SOUNDED familiar. He hit her with the ol’ RUN, BLK, BLK, BLK, HK at close range.

Oh, did he.

There’s no defending us now. I think this proves, once and for all, that games are harmful in the real world.

Don’t tell Jack Thompson.


ExpertPenguin

When he isn't viewing the industry through his humorously cynical, analytical lens, ExpertPenguin can be found either editing the backbone of our humble, hardcore empire here at Chocolate Lemon, or neck deep in his latest game conquest. Gaming since '89 and writing about half as long, his biting, unapologetic means of calling the industry on it's foils and foibles are well earned and flexed often, along with an enthusiasm that makes you well aware of his calling. Though an unapologetic lover of Rhythm Action games of any flavor, his knowledge of the industry at large and unwavering passion that locks him into every genre (except Sports, sorry guys) make for some interesting conversation -- provided you can get a hold of him. He can be a bit of a ghost..

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