Cone boobs.

So there’s some screens up for Final Fantasy XIII (13 for the ones who can’t understand Roman numerals). The game looks really good. I’ll more than likely get it. I loved the way 12 looked but I didn’t like the battle system. It felt too much like a multi player online game with no one on.Sort of like when you play Phantasy Star Online off line. Either way there was one screen shot that bothered me. It was a ship design. I looked like a cross between

+ X

What exactly would that yield? Well this.

I am a huge fan of all things mecha but this design immediately conjured up images of mentioned singers above. Square-Enix has always been pretty good with their design of things. The roboobs (robot+boobs) just make me feel funny looking at them. Do lazer beams come out of them? I wish they’d explain more. The site listed just has pictures. Kotaku has pictures of the afro man in this new game but his afro doesn’t rate high in my opinion of video game afros of all time.

Roboobs what’s next? Well there is already a penis monster in Monster Hunter.

Ah well